Intro…
I originally wrote this article over two months ago but never posted it. Then today, on the TV news, there was a story of how a statue of Captain James Cook has been (literally) cut down and vandalised in St. Kilda (near Melbourne). Sawn off at the ankles no less and the base painted with the words “the colony will end”. So now, this post is even more relevant. Oh yes dear readers; I really can predict the future hahaaa…
The Voice Referendum – How to Divide a Nation
If you are not in Australia you may not have noticed. But a few weeks three months ago there was a referendum on something they called “The Voice”. No not that crappy TV “talent” show! This thing was basically going to be an Aboriginal/Indigenous “voice to parliament”. To discuss matters that concern indigenous Australians. Of course that was a completely stupid idea, as everything the government does already does concern indigenous people – as it should. And of course anything the government does also impacts (equally I might add) on every Australian, whether “indigenous” or only just receiving their citizenship.
Anyway I will leave it to you to research the finer points on “the voice referendum”. (Clue: there were none!) The result was a resounding “NO” from the people of Australia.
The problem is however that even without this divisive “voice” thing, there are already lots of crazy things going on in Australia and no sign of them stopping or even slowing down. Every week there is some news story about wanting to change the name of a place to its original (aboriginal) name. Or public access to some mountain or scenic beauty spot being removed – as that area is now considered to have some kind of “sacred aboriginal significance”. Most, if not all, are pure crazy. The most famous one is Ayers Rock (aka Uluru) of course. I managed to climb The Rock but that was way back in the mid 1990s. They stopped people climbing it in 2019 (I think). Personally I see no reason to go there if you can’t climb it but that’s just me. There are many other examples however.
Among all of this nonsense there have been regular calls to remove statues of Captain James Cook. At least one I know of has already been taken down (in Cairns) and they are even calls to remove the main one in Sydney city centre. Crazy right? Stalinist even? Well I think so.
Anyway why stop there? Once that first domino falls it is only a (very short) matter of time before these loons want absolutely anything to do with Cook’s name removed. As if he never existed. Trust me on this one. This kind of thing could be very close to happening.
So, dear readers, I have assembled as many things as I can find relating to the great sailor, navigator and explorer for you to go and check out before it is too late. Only in and around Sydney however.
Also I doubt this is anywhere near being a complete list (even with a Part 2 to come). If you know of others please let us all know in the comments.
Statues of Captain James Cook

Surely these will be the first things to go. At east one (that I know of) has already been taken down. That was in Cairns – yes, barrier reef trip HQ. As I have already pointed out in a previous post – here – there has been talk of moving the Hyde Park statue of James Cook into a museum. In other words; take it down from its current prominent location and hide it away until such time as it can be totally “archived” in some basement or back-room, never to be seen again.
As a good friend of mine recently pointed out; there is something very Stalinist about taking down statues. Regardless of any official “reason”. A very good point.


One side of the base has the inscription “DISCOVERED THIS TERRITORY 1770”. It regularly gets defaced. The loons claim; ‘how could Cook discover the place when there were already people living here?’ Yeah I kinda know what they mean but for goodness sake! It incenses them so much that they have to vandalise a statue. Well that is how petty these idiots are. It was unreadable the first time I photographed it. Then a couple of months later it had been restored (again) – see below.


I fear at least one of these statues will be attacked and vandalised around this year’s Australia Day celebrations (or protests).
Kings Langley
Up in northwest Sydney suburbs in and around the town of Blacktown there are a few interesting streets and parks that simply have to have their names changed:
James Cook Drive. Now there’s a name that needs changing if ever there was one. Yeah it’s a bloody long road with many signs both on the road itself as well as signs leading to it. But what does that matter eh? Scrap it!

Sitting on James Cook Drive is a lovely piece of green space currently called Endeavour Park. Now as we all know that was the name of Captain Cook’s ship. The one he sailed around the planet and in so doing discovered (tuh! that word again) New Zealand and the East coast of Australia. Well at least that is what we currently know. Future generations probably won’t be taught about all that but never mind eh?
Damn that ship! If it hadn’t been so well built then perhaps Cook would never have made it to the East coast of Australia. OK. Agreed! All traces of anything named after The Endeavour must also be resigned to the history-bin. We can just pretend it never existed eh? Who cares if it is one of the most famous ships in the history of mankind?
The pathways around Endeavour Park are painted with details of the ship’s famous journey from England to Australia. Two are shown in the photos below. The audacity of such historical context! All must be removed! Don’t you agree?

One of the roads just off James Cook Road in the Kings Langley area is another long road called Joseph Banks Drive. He was one of the botanists on the Endeavour with Captain Cook, so it naturally follows – guilt by association and all that – that anything relating to him must also go. Including the Banks Reserve, a park on Joseph Banks Drive. Let’s face it folks. Once these fools start doing what I predict, where will it end?

Blacktown
Further west into Blacktown itself there are a few examples. There are few streets with names that the loons will say need changing but I never saw them. There are also these two little public parks (see below) called Captain Cook Memorial Park No.1 and (rather conveniently) No.2. I do believe there may be a No.3 and No.4 but really not sure. It really doesn’t matter however as both of these in the photo below will have to go. The very thought of kids playing in a park named after one of the greatest sailors and navigators the world has ever known is just too disgusting for words. Ugh!

A Few More…
Here are a few more places named after the great man. Or are they?…. One of them caught me out which was at least a bit amusing….


James Cook Island is a man made piece of land specifically reclaimed so as to build nice houses with boat access to the water. People with money will live here. Will that be just another reason the petty, jealous anti Cook crowd to go after it? Probably
This next one was funny. When I saw it on the map I naturally thought “Ah yes. That will be named after the old sea-farer”. I was wrong. Cook’s Paddock – aka ‘James Cook Reserve Playground’ – is actually named after a local baker who happened to have a very famous name. Still; will that be enough to stop it being vandalised by the usual suspects? Will they bother to read the sign? Time will tell.

Then again, reading the sign, it seems the baker used images of the Captain with the same name as advertising. Ah, not good (for the fools). Guilty!!! Maybe this place will have to go too…
More to come…
There are several other Cook related places I want to capture – while I can – but for now I will leave it here. Watch out for Part 2.
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